Name:James Country:United States State:New York Birthday:9/17/1979 Gender:Male
Interests:Speaking with a Jamaican/Russian/Indian accent (and the occasional gay lisp, not that there's anything wrong with that), getting my bump on with african americans, immitating kerpal, lawndarts, fruit shopping Expertise:Pigeon Hunter, Harlem Shakedown, The Carleton, Ghetto Booty Contest Winner (2001), Beirut (beer pong), Getting turned down by girls at clubs, paying parking tickets online, running away from circus midgets, explaining what turds are, having heart to heart conversations with the bums of philadelphia... Occupation:Retired Industry:Entertainment
Yeah
seriously... some kids on rollerblades snatched it from my hands like right in
front of my apartment. When I realized they weren't joking I ran after them and
went to the security box by my apartment and told them that my phone got stolen
by some kids on rollerblades. An apartment patrol car came and we went on a
mini-high speed chase with three other cars going through alphabet city. Was
almost worth the price of admission to blow red lights and go through one way
streets while listening to the other renta-cops on their radios in their
pursuit. Must have been the most exciting thing that's happened in awhile. All
for a semi-busted cell phone... anyways don't text my 917 number, I should have
a replacement by Thursday.
